I think they'd return this slave after an hour....she doesn't stop talking so she wouldn't be very productive. I love the worried look! In case you're wondering she can't read and I didn't tell her about the sign. If she has my sense of humor she'll get a kick out of it in a couple of years. We were in Lancaster County, PA (Amish country) and being a girly girl she had to have one of the little flowery bonnets. I think it looks hysterically funny and we got a couple of weird looks from people, which peeked my sense of humor even more.